If we can't laugh about Exxon Valdez...

Just overheard at the beginning of this Oilers/Sharks hockey game:

"Normally when sharks and oil meet it's an environmental disaster, but tonight it means good hockey!"

Makes me surprised that during the earlier game between Colorado and Anaheim the awful American hockey commentators didn't serve up this one:

"Normally when water fowl and a wall of rushing snow meet it's a sign that migratory instincts are way off, but tonight it just means terrible play by play."

Any other interesting matchups you can think of?