'Twas beauty that called the clean-up crew

It's almost April and the countdown to my three exams (Federalism, Evidence and IP), which would explain the prevalence of these short, McSweeney's-esque lists in recent blog posts. I promise I'll write something more substantive, or at least more law-related, soon. Until then:

Things overheard during a viewing of King Kong on DVD made by a certain someone:

• I guess he's pretty big.
• Hmm, that's going to be pretty messy.

Updated: to include another messy scene.